'Oh sorry, did you want some?': Choosing beggar ruins office pizza order, coworker gets even by eating all his slices

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    Recipe - "I ate it. All of it"
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    Font - r/pettyrevenge. Posted by u/[deleted] Coworker complains about free pizza So I was told this belongs here as well. Please enjoy D So one of my coworkers is a huge choosing beggar. Like aggressively choosy to the point he will bully people who are buying him free things to get exactly what he wants.
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    Font - This normally doesn't affect me as I have learned to just tell him to off (of course he always complains and pretends like I just attacked him out of nowhere but that's not the point of this story). But unfortunately the person who does all the food ordering and general paperwork stuff in our office is a super sweet older lady that isn't comfortable telling people no. One day we had pizza for a lunch meeting and we all realized that the favorite pizza of everyone in the office which she o
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    Font - forget exactly what got left off but half of it was not what it normally comes with. I went and talked to the person who ordered it and she straight up told me that CB had stood by her desk and basically berated her until she changed half the pizza to be what he wanted cause he didn't like some of the topping (he wanted the whole pizza but thankfully she made him compromise). Ticked me off because my favorite pizza was ruined and he bullied this woman who we all affectionately call the of
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    Font - whatever right. It's free pizza I'll just get something else and I'll live. The straw that broke the camel's back was when I noticed that he hadn't even touched the pizza. He was eating a different one. I decided to casually ask why he wasn't touching it. Come to find out he didn't actually want any during that lunch he knew he wanted something else but he figured he might want some leftovers later in the week so he had her change the order. So basically this mother 1 bullied a sweet old
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    Font - So you want to guess what I did. I ate it. All of it. I didnt want more than 1 piece but I ate all 6 pieces of a half pizza just so he couldn't have any. You can bet your he complained about it too. I just looked back and was like oh sorry did you want some during this meeting. Cause if I had known you wanted it today I would've saved you some. He glared at me for about a week and I felt like I just ate Thanksgiving dinner but worth it.
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    Font - EatMoreArtichokes. Rule #1 of public pizza is to never expect any leftovers. One time my wife ordered an XL for my 2 year old daughter and I for dinner at a hotel, expecting leftovers for breakfast the next day. My daughter insisted the two of us finish it together. I know your pizza pain. 2.0k Reply Share
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    Font - MayLin Mar There's a guy like this in my office as well. He even complained about the color of his FREE luggage that the company gave us for Christmas. He kept complaining until they gave him a different color. The crazy part is this guy makes more money than most people in the building yet, he's always the first one in line to get the free stuff. And of course, takes way more than his share. Editing to say that I hope to one day see someone get their petty revenge on him. Reply Share 261
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    Rectangle - Stabbmaster. Jack will keep at it so long as people continue to cater to it. 222 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - WolfWhovian. "If you want any pizza someone's gonna have to barf it back up" 쇼 197 Reply Share
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    Font - Cqcq-smoker. I hope you gave the : a proper leating grin with cheeks stuffed full of that pizza, grease dripping down your chin. 134 Reply Share
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    Font - lenerz Now that's a fat food baby worth having. 53 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - JCWa50: OP: Good for you. Sides someone may want to one day or hopefully this guy learns real quick that all it takes is one employee to ruin it for everyone, I know, been there.
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    Font - Abominable Melon Ugh, I also have to order pizza for people at work and get complaints about not having enough leftovers (usually from a certain, somewhat rotund coworker). This post makes me so happy.
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    Font - Logical_HoHo. absolute f Itart who bullies someone to ruin other's meals and then does not even eat it
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    Gesture - bttrflyr. Hahaha I certainly hope you made eye contact with him as you ate it!
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    Rectangle - mamajamala You Sir or Madam, are the hero your office deserves. Respect.
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    Font - tralphaz43 Leftover office pizza ? Do 2 people work in your office
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    Font - FoxtrotSierraTango. I've been in charge of some group pizza orders and I heard about and implemented something that prevents this exact behavior: Anyone wanting an unpopular topping combination (anything with pineapple) has to find a pizza partner. They agree on whatever and I'll order what they want. Then they eat that, and only that until it is gone. With a few other minor tweaks like making sure the vegetarians go through the line first, pizza doesn't get wasted and people tend to be p
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    Font - Smokey_Cat_ I had a co-worker that was the worst. He was completely irate because somebody threw out his 2 week old pizza that was hard as a rock. he claimed that he was gonna eat it for lunch that day...

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